Today’s Music Sucks

Music today sucks.  I mean, it’s god-awful and essentially dreadful.  The lyrics are terrible.  The singers are terrible.  Just across the board music sucks. Maybe I should add on that “mainstream” music sucks.  I think for the most part humans are dumb anyway so maybe the artists are smart enough to recognize they’re dumb and…

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Skinny Jeans

Why on earth would any man with a ball sack think to wear skinny jeans?  Why do you want your pants to look like they’re painted on?  Where do you put your wallet?  I’m sure they don’t keep a wallet.  They probably keep all their money in a purse a long with their nuts.  I…

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End of the World – Almost!

Did anyone else notice that the end of the world didn’t happen yesterday?  I woke up this morning looking around and making sure I was still in one piece and in the room I fell asleep in.  Everything seemed to be intact and where I left it the night before so I can’t imagine the…

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The Slippery Toilet Seat

Since I travel a good bit I’m able to analyze and form a valid opinion on which hotels are great and which ones suck.  Occasionally I get a shower knob that needs a different jiggle to get started or an office chair that doesn’t lean back.  But here in McAllen, staying at the Hilton Garden…

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Don’t Listen to Old Ladies

I was talking to this old white lady seated next to me on the plane flying to McAllen, Texas, asking her about the area, places to eat I should try since I’m visiting, and areas I shouldn’t go to so I don’t get kidnapped. She prompted me to stay clear of Reynosa because she’s heard…

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