It’s Not the Journey, It’s the Destination

You know how people will use the age old phraseology of “It’s not the destination, it’s the journey”? All I want to know is have these people ever travelled anywhere? Consider the degree of difficulty trying to interact with airport security while you attempt to pass through TSA checkpoints with your bag full of crap,…

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Just My Thoughts

So I had surgery on my knee and it’s kept me off my feet for a substantial amount of time and it’s pissing me off.  I didn’t realize how much having a knee is needed to stay in shape.  I mean, I was already on the outskirts of out of shapeness already but this is…

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Catfishin’

Catfish: The TV Show has been on for 7 seasons.  That’s entirely too long for me to comprehend that humans are still getting scammed online.  If you have seen the show, and have a basic understanding of how Google works, then you should not be getting catfished.  Even if you have the slightest suspicion that…

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What I Learned Playing Grand Theft Auto

There’s definitely some lessons to be learned when you’re bored at home and need to use your time unwisely because you just had surgery on your knee and can’t walk.  That’s pretty much been me for a few weeks after having surgery the Wednesday before Christmas.  Don’t worry…I’m only going stir crazy and may not…

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A Story About Farts

I don’t know how you can’t be fascinated with the noisy air that evacuates your rectum.  I can’t recall the first time I heard a fart bubble leave someone’s buttocks hole but I imagine it was the most important moment of my life.  It was the moment when my adolescent humor began.  Nothing gets my…

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