Public Bathroom Chronicles

It never fails.  Whenever I attend a meeting with the porcelain throne in a public restroom someone always walks in the moment I sit down to pull the lever on the human garbage chute.  I walk into the stall, prep the seat for a smooth butt cheek landing, get comfortable, give a good enough squeeze…

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Monday Morning Motivation

I can be serious most times and when I need to be.  I also know when to be humorous, laugh and joke around.  And I don’t have multiple personalities just an FYI (I don’t think he does!).  I just know that some days I need a little bit more motivation that others and I think…

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Friday Morning Rant

I suppose I rationalize too much.  For example, when I make the decision that I need to work out more and eat better so I can lose weight, I typically think of the day I’ll start, which is never the day I make the decision.  So today is Friday…my plan is to start up on…

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At a Loss For Words

Are people ever at a loss for words when they say “I’m at a loss for words”?  Surely you’re not at a loss for words though if you’re writing or saying that you’re at a loss for words.  Because typically after that phrase comes a bunch of other words to describe you’re loss for words.…

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My Bad Knees

So let me get this straight… I have a bad knee that keeps me from running and doing cardio exercises and now I’m overweight because of it, but in order for me to get back in shape and to make my knees feel better I need to run and do cardio exercises? How the hell…

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