End of the World – Almost!

Did anyone else notice that the end of the world didn’t happen yesterday?  I woke up this morning looking around and making sure I was still in one piece and in the room I fell asleep in.  Everything seemed to be intact and where I left it the night before so I can’t imagine the world had ended when the clock struck twelve.

I wonder what the guy that made the prediction thinks or how he’s feeling.  Maybe his world was ending and that was his prediction.  Anyone checked up on him and make sure he’s still alive?  Any psycho making false predictions needs to be kept on suicide watch the moment the prediction doesn’t come true.

If we’re going by what’s in the bible then no one knows when the world will end any way.  How many times do you have to read it for it to register that you can’t predict the end of the world?

I thought about going to the grocery store last night to see if any dummies were out trying to stock up on bottled water, bread and milk in case the world ends.  I walked in to Target this morning and the shelves were stocked which tells me no one was prepared for the cataclysmic event.

I thought I read somewhere on the internet that someone called the office of the guy who made the prediction and he didn’t have any appointments available to meet until next week.

Let that sink in for a minute.  Read it again if you need to.

I never give much thought to any of these global devastation predictions.  In fact I slept a solid undisturbed 9 hours last night and woke up feeling absolutely refreshed and ready to start the day.

In other news I ate an entire pack of gummy savers last night watching Saturday Night Live until I fell asleep on the couch.

Good times!