Friday Morning Rant

Welcome to Friday again folks! You can never rant and rave too much about how horrible people are behind the wheel.  Traffic is a perfect example of how inept humanity is in navigating to a destination.  It’s always a joy to wake up in the morning and stare at a sea of brake lights on…

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Trees Fight Back

Crack kills.  Drugs are bad.  And other cliché slogans to specify how horrible people react to things they put in their body.  For instance… I was driving down the road and saw this old black dude walking on the sidewalk, stop in front of a tree, and put his dukes up like he was trying…

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Who’s Music is Best?

My generation says our late 80’s and early 90’s music was the best.  The generation before us said their 80’s hairband music was the best.  The generation before them says their 70’s hippie music was the best.  Just think…this generation now is going to look back 10 years from now and say their music was…

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California Here I Come

So in a couple of days I’m headed to Southern California for a week, mainly to attend my cousin’s wedding in Fresno.  I’m not much for weddings as I find them awkward and unappealing.  The whole event itself seems ridiculous and overpriced.  I know I’m being ridiculous myself thinking about finances during a time of…

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Public Bathroom Chronicles

It never fails.  Whenever I attend a meeting with the porcelain throne in a public restroom someone always walks in the moment I sit down to pull the lever on the human garbage chute.  I walk into the stall, prep the seat for a smooth butt cheek landing, get comfortable, give a good enough squeeze…

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